I Have a Confession to Make...

Dipublikasikan tanggal 28 Nov 2020
This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
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Komentar

  • Mark? Has reviewing food finally broken you?

  • Did anyone else write a list?

  • Frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Toaster Strudel

  • Oh my lord theres so much poptart boxes ;-;"

  • I fell you

  • 13:21

  • yeh but pop tarts are supposed to be like pie-ish things and pies aren’t frosted so if you wanna have a pie for breakfast get the unfrosted ones.

    • @Vomer Conch you can just buy pie's XD its probably not the same than making them yourself but according to markiplier everything is better than pop tarts. they dont do those in my country so i dont know how bad they must be. But theres alot of unhealthy food anyway so idc XD

    • @Liandre but then you have to make a pie

    • or just get a pie instead XD

  • Keanu Reeves.. anybody else or just me?

  • 20:21 😂😂 *then cRaZy gOod!*

  • Quarantine hit mark so hard

  • I don't like chacolate anything because it's usually all cheap very overrated flavor.

  • Even Mooorrrreee unhinged........ (notice the same shirt as Del Monte video) STOP...get some help ( jk everyone)

  • look at 3:28 😂😂😂😂his face is hilarious

  • so its not just me

  • Yah! Yah! Yah! (Whip sounds) 😂😂😂

  • 1:00

  • That you are John wicks brother 😎

  • Mark. What did you do with all the extra Pop-Tarts?

  • 18:05 mark pog

  • 554k people love cinnamon roll pop tarts

  • i love how mark has learned that his fans will watch a 33 min video about poptarts with a 5 minute intro and its just not questioned

  • Also, I've never actually toasted a Poptart :)

  • Evan knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he bought all those Poptarts.

  • Fun little story! So my dad used to eat PopTarts a lot when he was in college because his brother was so hyper that they never got sugary treats. He was a diehard, we're talking a couple PopTarts per day, but then one day he screwed up. He had this janky toaster that he bought for himself and would launch food out, but he didn't see the harm for a PopTart cause hey! It's just a worse strudel, right? And when it launched, it landed icing down aaaaand he had to go to the hospital for the burns. Idk, he repeats it a lot so it's funny to him and embedded in my brain by now man.

  • Just give it away

  • I’m finnish and trying so hard to understand what poptarts are. Is it bread? Is it a cookie? I’m so confused

    • @Kim Eye that sounds gross. Thank you!

    • Closer to a cookie texture than bread, but not even a good cookie. Very dry, and then the filling is like the sweetest most "fake fruit" flavored jam you can imagine.

  • I eat my toaster pastries frozen.

  • Ayyy now I'm not sad for not being allowed pop tarts thanks Mark

  • mark dont complain because you love pop tarts >>>>>>>>>>>>:(

  • 1: mark has been eating to mutch 2: MARK IS EATING THATS AGAINST HIS DIAT EAT AIR NOW MARK >:(

  • NAAAHHHHH unfrosted strawberry is the move

  • his math was off. the number of poptarts that he calculated shouldve been multiplied by 2. there are 2 poptarts per foil package.

  • So fun fact that I just found out is wild berry pop tarts are called crazy berry here in Canada

  • Mark desserts better

  • my toaster doesn't have the word toast in it...

  • “You guys won’t tell anyone about this right?” The five million of us: Yep! We won’t tell a soul!

  • There are no words.

  • The editing of this video is Top Tier. 😂😂😂

  • Didn't Poptarts almost kill you earlier in the year?

  • Hes confession is just a fuckton of poptarts

  • You’re making me hungry. How dare you....

  • I can take like all of those poptarts off of you if you still got some :p

  • Iiiiiii

  • I have only ever eaten a pop tart "cold". With all the icing and stuff on top, I thought it would melt into the toaster and that was just a mess I didn't want to get yelled at for or clean

  • I like how he just insults companies that he wants sponsorships from while using derogatory language and references.

  • Mark: *admits he's been eating Poptarts for 6 months* Me: what's so bad about that? Mark: *reads nutritional facts*

  • poptarts-

  • 9:24 Me when i've been awake all night and knows it's school tomorrow

  • Me too my life is terrible to But you Gotta do Life have fun in the process even if it was terrible things in the process to

  • Oreos

  • have you ever eaten a slightly frozen toaster strudel?

  • 19:55 didn't expect this

  • All I have to say is cherry is NOT the best

  • I'm still confused as to why you have so many poptarts.. holy sheep.....

  • I feelso bad for you mark, but hey you made it thorugh.

  • : ( I like cold poptarts.

  • I eat them raw! >:3 ( aka I do not heat them up! *MUAHAHAHAHAHA!* )

  • well i come from CE, watch this video anyway

  • I think he’s gay

  • Oh great another youtube confession video

  • Markiplier: Trashes Poptarts for being unhealthy and mediocre for the entire video Also Markiplier: Asks for sponsorship from Poptarts

  • some serious walter white vibes at the start of the video

  • the video that nearly killed markiplier

  • 10:50 big mood

  • I’ve never eaten toasted pop tarts 😬 all “raw” or frozen

  • I hate those thing i hate it is super sweet but it make me sick but have wonder full day markiplier

  • Amazing voice.

  • 15:31 this is where the blood flow gets clogged and he starts getting all dizzy Me:"First time?"

  • Pop Tarts are the root of all evil

  • Hello non-existing person how ya'll doing

  • No one: Mark: **cries in too many pop tarts**

  • 26:14 it was at that moment he knew......he fuck up

  • *I thought he was going to admit he does his hair with an egg beater*

  • I looked up a piano tutorial for River Flows in You how the heck did I get here

  • Thats the unnus annus table

  • Pt: DUDE YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION!! Mark: * snorts powder pop tart * no I don't...

  • WHAT!!?? You've been busy snacking on whole boxes of pop tarts? THATS IT!! POP TART REHAB!!!!

  • Well im sorry me and my family too getto to have a toaster😒

  • Open box of pop tarts in the background lmao

  • I thought you were going to come out as gay.

  • 16,000 cal now you got to go to the beach and jog back-and-forth at least eight times For the lose all that

  • I always eat them raw

  • Annus never died on Unus Annus. He died because Alex beheaded him for eating poptarts.

    • I know they are "different entities" this is entirely funny juice. This was just pre-writen incase "mark not annus" pops up...

  • just watching this video gave me type 2

  • Am I the only person eating a pop tart during this video???

    • what is a pop tart?

  • Ahh dude. Don't worry about it. You should see my coffee stash.

  • this guy is an idiot and I could get through only 5 minutes before I had to turn it off

  • Wow does anyone believe this guy because you need to have extremely stupid on your resume to even listen to this guy

  • you see this is where the click bait comes into place...this person is not telling the truth...this person would not know the truth if it hit him in the face

  • Lixian's confession... Bob's confession... Wade's confession... Marcus and Rachel's confession... Markiplier's confession

  • "what was I saying? yeah, companies. Corporations. Bullshit right? Who needs em? I do, sponsor me." first vid I've ever seen of this dude and its fucking hilarious

  • mark..you okay? u need help my friend.. and i'll help you so i'll sub !

  • i havent even had pop tarts XD

  • Chocolate chip cookie dough, oreo, fudge, and brownie are my favorite flavors of desserts fpr most everything

  • this week on my strange addiction: pOptarts

  • Markiplier is the biggest mood lmao

  • Mark: Imma eat these poptarts. Also Mark a few days later: So I'm in the hospital for an intestinal blockage... Mark, 2 days later on Twitter: I pooped.

  • These ones gotta be hot, so I’m willing to wait for this one.. but I’m not willing to wait and entertain ya, I’m gonna be on my phone. *entertains us with tasteful beep boop bopping anyways*

  • Mark: "Sponsor meeeee!" Also Mark: *proceeds to roast the fuck out of pop tarts*

  • But... what if - you put the ice cream flavored ones in the freezer... We loved to do that as kids with the hot fudge sundae and milkshake ones (any creamy-based innards)