The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

Dipublikasikan tanggal 10 Jan 2019
'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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  • Damn I thought he was talking about sex

  • Hello everybody, any Body nows the Brand of Kevins Jacket. Thx

  • The Upside Down*

  • He only apologized once btw after refusing to apologize in the first place 10 years ago. Weird how he becomes the victim and only why most people don't care is because most is homophobic especially the Black community.

  • Maybe the host is gay so he is truly offended so he just had to talk about again...... Kevin keep doing you!!! Your obviously doing something right!

  • This is awesome dude. So funny heh Kevin Hart nailed it.

  • Stephen is kinda cold to kevin here

  • woulda, coulda, SHOULDA!

  • That's powerful little man

  • What really offends is political correctness. On a good day, it's blatant hypocrisy and double standards. On a bad day, it's censorship over outrage at the truth, and on a worse day, somebody is smeared and their career gets destroyed because they didn't suck up enough to a special class of tyrants... It's forbidden to use the "f" word, but it's socially acceptable to use the "n" word??? In the culture I was raised in, neither word was acceptable... That example is the least of America's psychcopathy. There is far worse that is extremely violent that Americans are either indifferent about, or actually enjoy. Like "bombing the sh-t out of brown people" in these perpetual foreign wars... Where is the outrage over that? Isn't mass murder at least as offensive as certain words?.. This is how completely twisted this country has become. I am old enough to remember when Americans were more consistently offended. I can remember when there were huge civil rights and anti-war movements that happened during the same time period. Can't we say as Americans that our foreign policy is at least as bigoted as the use of the "f" word?.. Shouldn't we as Americans be at least equally disturbed about both? I would settle for that much right now as an anti-war activist. If only other people in the world were respected as much. Just as much, that would be huge help. We wouldn't tolerate our government and its allies bombing the sh-t out of gay people, would we? How is it in any way acceptable for our government to engage in the wholesale slaughter of anybody else? Just some perspective coming from someone in their 50s... If I was younger, would I give a damn?.. Do any of you?

  • The difference between Hart and colbert potentially hosting the oscars??? Hart is funny. Colbert never is.

  • Kevin not on Conan's... That's a low blow

  • Its a joke. Just get over it sensitive farts.

  • People just want you to grovel.

  • useless..........

  • Okay, is it just me or was Stephen being really hard on Kevin?? It was like he was stirring shit, acting like Kevin didn't apologise at all or something, like his past apologies weren't genuine. I'm sorry, but he has not only apologised, but reflected on his past comments and has made it so that he never makes the same mistake again, how tf is that not enough?? ffs.

  • I thought it was funny

  • It is the very first time I've seen Stephen Colbert being a jerk.

  • To all gays it's not natural haha

  • Another FTM Baphomet tranny like his buddy The Rock . Go look at the Rocks "Daughter" Simone . That is a freakish tranny MAN .

  • _🌌11PM May 24 2019~_

  • Stephen Colbert is the worst host ever

  • 5:30

  • Pc ideals are s9 convoluted it makes me sick and it's just not working. Ffs if Kevin heart was gay himself his jokes would have been loved by all walks of life. PC society =hypocrisy!

  • What did he do ?

  • I don't get this. He's acknowledged what he said was wrong and apologized for saying it YEARS ago. Then he apologized again. Seriously, what else can he do? Unless he has a DeLorean with a working Flux Capacitor, what more can he do?

  • "You've been on a lot of new shows lately, but you actually appeared on this one." Such a great joke. Lmfao

  • YOU OK WITH YOU...you over it? but you are still an onion.

  • the onion analogy means IT STINKS AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PEEL IT ...IT STILL STINKS.

  • What did he do?

  • kevin and dwayne should host the oscars xD

  • Dude you are legend,period.

  • what the actual fuck is wrong with stephen

  • he say we come back but the fu.....ng video is ower

  • i get his point, but it comes off as another thing, plus the wording isnt right

  • You have nothing to apologize for, well done.

  • This is why the lgbq doesn’t want equality they wan to censor you and use governments with guns to do so. So fuck them.

  • I hate Stephen Colbert

  • Backstage we KNOW Kevin Hart is saying, people are such pussies these days

  • I think the mistake he made was apologizing. He's a comedian, their job is to tell jokes about people. If he tells a fat joke does he then need to apologize to all the fat people, it's just silly. Get over yourself people

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  • THANKS OSCARS

  • Can someone explain why he had to apologise?

  • @ 5:50 when Kevin was talking about how stiff and up tight everyone can be at the Oscars, what he really wanted to say for his joke and punchline was everybody needs to loosen up like a gay man's booty hole before they become as tight as a single lesbians un-penetrated vagina 😂😂😂😂 NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL (BLACK IN THE DAY) UN Apologetic Kevin Hart !! But I guess that Hollywood money do change a ninja.. 😔 #FreeKev

  • Yoooo at 4:40 Tell me y'all didn't see a small version of a young Bernie mack !?

  • I'm glad I don't have to rely on these subtitles. Sheesh!

  • 05:30 where the oscar jokes thingy starts... thank me later

  • You put him in a difficult situation by asking stupid question, that wasn't cool

  • he is so intelligent

  • ok and that makes every single joke that a comedian said about a race religion , group or individual insensitive. you just cant handle a joke, grow up and learn the facts are comedians joke about almost everything, your feelings dont matter at this point when no comedian has apologized to Christian's ,muslims Jews, Indians , British, arabs , Africans, Chinese, ... etc etc you get where I am heading and where is the apology... that's right there is none!!! so why do they deserve an apology where others don't, consider others as well as yourself and you will be treated better. also I bet you can think of a lot of jokes told about those races and religions ,people. shit! even the earth is made fun of by comedians ... basically what I am saying is how selfish can you get and the real joke is this whole situation and attacking Kevin heart and what about his feelings that your not considering by attacking him so much nonstop poor guy ...you guys are the ones who need to apologize for being so dame sensitive and expecting others to just take the jokes told about their people race religion etc etc .. anyway peace love and comedy, stay humble

  • No....I wasn’t ready 🤣

  • 5:25

  • He said no joke everyone got clickbait lol

  • 6:00 for the jokes

  • funny...seems the fake host wasnt too happy about the response...

  • What did he do?

  • Oscars just missed out on the greatest host ever....lmao

  • Why isn't he hosting tho?

  • Stephen Colbert use lipstick?

  • "i'm done to please" that is to live for now

  • Kevin you are awesome, Late Show Host not so much. Misleading headline.

  • Kevin Hart is a great comedian. He tells jokes and makes people laugh. People of all colors religions and sexes. Hes just a funny guy and reaches all audiences. WATCH at 6:55 of this video when colbert looks at the photo and says thats not denzel thats some guy bumming change behind the win dixie. What does he mean?? Is he calling black people bums? Is he demeaning and stereotyping black people? Is that acceptable???? Does it sound a bit rascist?? Coming from a white talk show host on evening television. Is that the kind of jokes that his network finds acceptable?? Wheres colberts punishment? Is he a rascist telling offensive jokes on live tv with no punishment from the network? Does the network promote this behaviour from colbert ? Was anyone offended? Or.... Maybe just maybe clobert was just trying to be funny during an interview with Kevin Hart. who really gives a shit if Kevin Hart told a gay joke 10 yrs ago. Im sure gay people are not offended. It was a funny story and one that im sure many parents could relate to. No harm intended. He told a harmless joke and suddenly now after all this time all the drama. Im a 50 yr old white guy and I Love Kevin Hart. He tells great jokes and funny stories and he makes me laugh. He has a gift for making everyone laugh who watches him perform. I hope Kevin performs for another 50 yrs. Steve colbert ... Not so much. Hes not very funny at all.

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  • man the media will do anything to get more views nowadays, desperate times call for desperate measures..always trying to start sht when there isn't anything to start sht with just to get views. Those jokes were made during a time where this pro sensitive sht wasn't even a thing, so yes, it was okay to joke around about it without actually offending people, because it didn't even matter back then. A joke was a joke. Nowadays, people can even sue you for making one? smh faith in humanity slowly declining..

  • stephen colbert is a big idiot. i liked him before this interview.

  • He is hot

  • The Oscars are a joke so I'm glad he didn't host it. Kevin's better than that gig.

  • His haircut is fresh af.

  • ... terrible. This is just click bait! I actually wanted to hear Kevin Hart tell jokes!!! Not talk about what he no longer wants to talk about!! (n)

  • Kevin Hart is not someone to hate others. There is a line but being a comedian allows people to say things that are a little extra. He would never promote that LGBT community should die or something stupid. People got way too sensitive and it probably "offended" straight people more.

  • Kevin hart is smart, funny and human. We all need to be more forgiving and just live in the moment.

  • very very funny man.

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  • Uncle Stephen should apologize for this shameless misleading tittle. lol

  • Nigga we from the Same town and I'm here to tell you that Your Not Funny.

  • I watched the Oscar last night and guess what... I wish KEV HART hosted!!!!

  • Quit crying, build American, and we will evolve, this sensitive bullshit political correct crap, is over done. I like mine medium rare!

  • Goddam it Kevin and now this.

  • Hmmm people get beheaded around here and these snowflakes are crying over a joke !

    • Sad but true. What a world.

  • always willbe be kevin hart fan .

  • in india meme makes ur career

  • I don’t understand why Colbert was so aggressive with Kevin Hart, considering how empathetic he was towards Mel Gibson

  • why are you apologizing for what you think and said earlier? In America, there is freedom of opinion, and everyone there is very correct for the public, and they are not honest with themselves. Everyone is afraid to say what they really think. If you do not like gays, say it. Why are you apologizing? Is it about profits?

  • Kevin shouldn't have apologised in the first place

  • I love how Ricky Gervais said he wouldn’t ever apologize for offensive jokes. Because they’re, well jokes.

  • hmm

  • I hate gays if my kids are ever going to be gay I'll disowned them and send them to North Korea

  • Why he has to harass Kevin for so long?

  • HE APOLOGIZED YEARS AGO.....WHY CAN'T THEY GET THAT RIGHT. Everyone knows if someone tells you to apologize to someone it is not coming from your heart it is just words. That i assume is why he didn't apologize at first. Kevin I stand by you. This was an attack on you and your career...and it is a damn shame. Comedians are gonna be gone pretty soon. Not allowed to tell a joke.

  • What was this about?

  • anyone in the lgbtq community who is actually still offended by tweets he put out over a decade ago need some help. i’m lgbtq and i’m not offended so like.. take a breath, oscars.

  • I'm not offended by anything he says, I'm just offended by "him" if that makes any sort of sense. He's a small little bundle of try-hard energy that just comes off as super grating...

  • I agree with everything he said . Apart of growing is accepting , acknowledging , apologizing and moving on 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

  • His Jokes start at 6:07

  • What is the name of the song in the intro ?

  • 2:37 not apologize for criticizing perversion of homosexualism, you were right back then, and it still right, and will always be right to oppose perversion.

  • Yet here he is again ..Milk it as long as he can .. use the old-fashioned reverse psychology..As our so-called comedians trying to jump on the bandwagon to support their cause which may no longer be funny or politically correct to do to people..They might need to go to work and work for a living

  • Well I'm pretty sure this was some clickbait...was 8 minutes of SC questioning him....

  • Now Kevin understands the thin ice whites walk on

  • His hand palms are very white. No hate just something I've noticed now, that's from having creams rubbing and too many skin stuff on your hands.